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I am a human rights major. I am 18. I am Pond for those who know what I mean. I post fandom stuff but also other things, I really love history too. I have a big ego and post selfies.

I say I'm hella gay but I actually have no clue. I love to talk to people so feel free to message me or ask for my kik or snapchat.
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July 24, 2014 / 44,397 notes

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it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

July 24, 2014 / 352,036 notes

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

image

July 24, 2014 / 43,150 notes

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

July 24, 2014 / 5 notes

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If you don’t know how to play, that’s okay and expected, just go with the flow!

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July 24, 2014 / 2 notes

cah-outofcontext:

[1:28:14 AM] <Jesus> ((“Well that wasn’t meant to be taken that way.” What if it was? What if I sat here thinking of every possible scenario and thought about everything I would ever say to you people……)) 

July 24, 2014 / 5 notes

cah-outofcontext:

[11:16:22 PM] <NeatoMagneto> rip Will. you were a sweet guy. 
[11:16:28 PM] <WillGraham> wow 
[11:16:31 PM] <WillGraham> are you actually 
[11:16:35 PM] <WillGraham> going to pun over my corpse 

July 24, 2014 / 1 note

cah-outofcontext:


[11:31:38 PM] <NatashaRomanova> ((i mean really “i want a little tingle in my vagina but im out of ky.. oh hey heres some left over wasabi lets try this” bless their heart))

July 24, 2014 / 2 notes

cah-outofcontext:

[12:09:20 AM] <Pond> “I REALLY LOVE SANTA. I WANT TO SHOVE HIM WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE” 

July 24, 2014 / 4 notes

cah-outofcontext:

[1:01:44 AM] <Pond> “And with this one you busy bees can murder and fuck at the same time!” 
[1:02:02 AM] <NatashaRomanova> isnt that what sam winchester does when he has sex? 
[1:02:11 AM] * Pond slow claps 

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The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
July 23, 2014 / 931 notes
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cah-outofcontext:

[12:19:15 PM] <CarlosTheScientist> Science Fact no.1: Stroking penis’ at a rate higher than 25mph may permanently damage your lover. Slow and steady, guys, slooooww aaannd steady 

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Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them. 
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5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.
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put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift
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