[12:25:32 AM] <Jesus> A moose because moose kinks are in
[12:25:45 AM] <Jesus> But don’t fuck a moose or you’ll probably die
[2:32:05 PM] * NotThatCrowley accidently drops a dildo* not again
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
i love how you felt the need to add your age there
Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least
I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better
well, believe it or not, these gifs are all from that show
not the gag reel, the actual episodes
Also, the man who asks for attention is Satan.
Best post on Tumblr.
Lets add a couple more shall we?
I think I have a few that fit the criteria:
And my personal favourite…
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
— Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via endangerment)
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future