it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted
he looks at them and bursts into tears
"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"
i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes
fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns
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[1:28:14 AM] <Jesus> ((“Well that wasn’t meant to be taken that way.” What if it was? What if I sat here thinking of every possible scenario and thought about everything I would ever say to you people……))
[11:16:22 PM] <NeatoMagneto> rip Will. you were a sweet guy.
[11:16:28 PM] <WillGraham> wow
[11:16:31 PM] <WillGraham> are you actually
[11:16:35 PM] <WillGraham> going to pun over my corpse
[11:31:38 PM] <NatashaRomanova> ((i mean really “i want a little tingle in my vagina but im out of ky.. oh hey heres some left over wasabi lets try this” bless their heart))
[12:09:20 AM] <Pond> “I REALLY LOVE SANTA. I WANT TO SHOVE HIM WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE”
[1:01:44 AM] <Pond> “And with this one you busy bees can murder and fuck at the same time!”
[1:02:02 AM] <NatashaRomanova> isnt that what sam winchester does when he has sex?
[1:02:11 AM] * Pond slow claps
[12:19:15 PM] <CarlosTheScientist> Science Fact no.1: Stroking penis’ at a rate higher than 25mph may permanently damage your lover. Slow and steady, guys, slooooww aaannd steady