how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via realmfighter)
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
(via blondegoon)
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”
Found the vegan.
(Source: enmu, via blondegoon)
- dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
- sam: k
- dean: so...so it's like this all right
- dean: you know how i love pie the best
- sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
- dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
- dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
- dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
- dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
- dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
- dean: this really amazing cake
- dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
- dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
- dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
- dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
- dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
- dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
- sam: dean wat
- dean:
- sam: what are you even saying
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
Imagine an Earthquake during sex…
TURBO BOOST ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg that ^ lmfaoo
ROFL
(Source: vcrwheelss)
I wonder how long we have now until the dolphins leave.
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